Nick! ([info]dignan39) wrote,
2005-07-13 22:10:00
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  • Mood: HASTENS - SNATHES
  • Music: Money Mark - Time Lapse Life

I think too much time in my parents' basement is making me stupid.

Studying for the bar exam has put me into an assy mood.  Usually when I get into an assy mood, all I want to do is annoy people, so that's what I plan to do for the next few weeks.  I'm not the type to be maliciously annoying, just enough to get a rise out of folks[1].  Here's what I plan to do:
  • Use the phrase "you got served" often. - I figure that overuse of this phrase will be highly annoying to most people.  I'm talking about overuse to the point that it practically punctuates most everything I say.  Examples:
    • At the Burrito Store
      • Burrito Lady:  "What can I get you?"
      • Me (Nick):  "I'll have a chicken burrito.  Oh!  You got served!
    • Getting Pulled Over
      • Cop:  "Do you know why I pulled you over, Sir?
      • Me (Nick):  "Nope.  Oh!  You got served!"
    • Talking on the Phone
      • Phone talker:  "Hey, Nick, what's shakin'?  You want to go catch the newest summer blockbuster at the local multiplex?"
      • Me (Nick):  "I guess so.  Oh!  You got served!"
    • Arguing in Court
      • Other Attorney:  "Officer Whisler, can you tell us exactly what the witness told you about the defendant when you arrived on scene?"
      • Me (Nick):  "Objection, your honor.  Hearsay.  Oh!  You got served![2]"
  • I may interchange use of the phrase "you got served" with a sarcastically uttered "genius" at the end of everything I say.  Take this reworking of my buying a burrito example:
    • At the Burrito Store
      • Burrito Lady:  "What can I get you?"
      • Me (Nick):  "I'll have a chicken burrito, genius.[3]"
10-4 Over and Out.  Oh!  You got served!

-Nick


[1]  I've always wondered if that expression is sexual in nature. 
[2]  In order to not feel entirely guilty about taking time to write this and not study, I had to work in something that I should be studying.
[3]  Italics employed to indicate exaspirating sarcasm.

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[info]stremph

July 14 2005, 03:47:50 UTC 6 years ago

"Genius" over "Oh! You got served!"

Another great way to annoy the wait staff at a Mexican restaurant is to roll your Rs on a few words:

"Yes, I'll have a chicken burrrrito and a large rroot beer."



[info]dignan39

July 14 2005, 05:37:04 UTC 6 years ago

I've always wondered if speaking in spanish would be enough to piss of the staff at a mexican restaurant.

[info]lexical_closure

July 14 2005, 04:05:39 UTC 6 years ago

When your post knocked on my door, I hid in my closet and pretended I wasn't home.
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